I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR LIKE FOREVER
see the ball
feel the ball
be the ball
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if I had a nickel for every time I stubbed my toe I would be the most angry and hurt millionaire in history
HOW LONG IT TAKES TO READ THE WORLD’S MOST POPULAR BOOKS: http://shortlist.com/entertainment/books/how-long-it-takes-to-read-the-worlds-most-popular-books
My brain likes this like this.
This is almost too good.
I gotta go, I have some reading to do.
The first episode of friends aired 20 years ago today on September 22th, 1994
It’s like all of my life everybody has always told me “You’re a shoe! You’re a shoe, you’re a shoe, you’re a shoe!” And then today I just stopped and I said “What if I don’t wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a purse? You know? Or a hat?”
trying to push a pull door and not succeeding like
pretending to study in front of ur parents like
I’ve never broken a bone which just seems too suspicious to me I probably don’t have any bones
swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree
IT BOINGED ONTO ITS OWN HEAD
actual photo of me in the future