1. louisharrystylinson:

    louisharrystylinson:

    I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR LIKE FOREVER

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    see the ball

    feel the ball

    be the ball

    (Source: louhza)

  2. yusefwoof:

    she is so raw as fuck doe

    (Source: octopussoir-)

  3. waitinghopingliving:

    blueeyesandsadgoodbyes:

    tepitome:

    Cake

    i need need need the library one for my birthday pls pls pls

    You can say you’re not in the cake fandom but EVERYONE is in the cake fandom

    (Source: beben-eleben)

  4. (Source: pedro-quill)

  5. (Source: thlnkdifferent)

  6. parkingstrange:

    if I had a nickel for every time I stubbed my toe I would be the most angry and hurt millionaire in history

  7. So you like chemistry puns…

    aceinnatailsuit:

    captainriz:

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    HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE

    IT’S LIKE THE WHO’S ON FIRST OF SCIENCE JOKES

  8. housingworksbookstore:

    blackballoonpublishing:

    thelifeguardlibrarian:

    vintageanchorbooks:

    HOW LONG IT TAKES TO READ THE WORLD’S MOST POPULAR BOOKS: http://shortlist.com/entertainment/books/how-long-it-takes-to-read-the-worlds-most-popular-books

    My brain likes this like this.

    This is almost too good.

    I gotta go, I have some reading to do.

  9. The first episode of friends aired 20 years ago today on September 22th, 1994

    It’s like all of my life everybody has always told me “You’re a shoe! You’re a shoe, you’re a shoe, you’re a shoe!” And then today I just stopped and I said “What if I don’t wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a purse? You know? Or a hat?” 

    (Source: izzyswood)

  10. bunsen:

    trying to push a pull door and not succeeding like

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  11. primacdonaldsgirl:

    pretending to study in front of ur parents like 

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  12. ignitionremix:

    I’ve never broken a bone which just seems too suspicious to me I probably don’t have any bones

  13. lzbth:

    swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

  14. levynite:

IT BOINGED ONTO ITS OWN HEAD

    levynite:

    IT BOINGED ONTO ITS OWN HEAD

  15. 
actual photo of me in the future

    actual photo of me in the future